Jokes

One day a farmer told the authorities:

Farmer:You've got to help me! Speeding drivers are killing my chickens!
Authorities:Ok i will put up some signs tomorrow.

The next day a sign came out saying:
"School zone,Children crossing"
Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.

Authorities:Did the sign worked?
Farmer:No,do u hav anymore idea?
Authorities:Ok,i'll put up more signs tomorrow.

The next day a sign came out saying :
"Children playing"

Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.

Authorities:Did the sign worked out?
Farmer:Not at all..my chickens still get killed everyday.
Authorities:Ok then i hav no more ideas left..
Farmer:Erm..can u let me put up my own signs?
Authorities:Sure,you may.

The next day the Authorities called the farmer and asked;

Authorities:Did your signs worked out?
Farmer:Yeah,each and everyone of it was alive.
Authorities:Wow,so what did u put on that sign?
Farmer:Well i put :"Nudist Colony,Slow down and look out for chicks"

LOL!.. daar aarhh nice j0ke larhh =X.. but h0rhh.. nudist c0l0ny.. haha.. nvm.. (: