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Re: Jokes
by ...zzz... on Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:42 am
Son: Mummy mummy! i wan swim 0ver there!(sea)
Mummy: Cann0t. There g0t sharks.
S0n: Daddy als0 swim there!!!
Mummy: Daddy different. He g0t buy insurance.
Mummy: Cann0t. There g0t sharks.
S0n: Daddy als0 swim there!!!
Mummy: Daddy different. He g0t buy insurance.
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Re: Jokes
by ...zzz... on Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:49 am
医生：嘴巴开大一点。
病人：阿~
医生：在大一点。
病人：阿~
医生:在大一点。在..在大一点。
病人：医生！！你是要看进去还是走进去？
病人：阿~
医生：在大一点。
病人：阿~
医生:在大一点。在..在大一点。
病人：医生！！你是要看进去还是走进去？
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Re: Jokes
by ...zzz... on Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:55 am
1st pers0n :Aiyo.. why ur hair keep dr0pping?
2nd pers0n:Bc0z i everyday w0rry..
1st pers0n:Wat u w0rrying ab0ut??
2nd pers0n:W0rrying my hair always dr0p l0rhh..
2nd pers0n:Bc0z i everyday w0rry..
1st pers0n:Wat u w0rrying ab0ut??
2nd pers0n:W0rrying my hair always dr0p l0rhh..
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Re: Jokes
by Yakult on Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:28 am
... after many many days. some1 finally replied.
Yakult,The healthier choice.
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Re: Jokes
by xiiaopinguo on Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:57 am
Q:Why should you never marry a tennis playeR?
A:Because love means nothing to them.
A:Because love means nothing to them.
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Re: Jokes
by ...zzz... on Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:06 am
eh.. why is l0ve n0t imp0rtant t0 tennis playeR?
still dun understand.. ><
still dun understand.. ><
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Re: Jokes
by xiiaopinguo on Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:42 am
Love means 0 in game scoring,i think so.lol >< ask nikko he plays tennis i think..
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Re: Jokes
by xiiaopinguo on Wed May 28, 2008 12:34 am
One day a farmer told the authorities:
Farmer:You've got to help me! Speeding drivers are killing my chickens!
Authorities:Ok i will put up some signs tomorrow.
The next day a sign came out saying:
"School zone,Children crossing"
Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.
Authorities:Did the sign worked?
Farmer:No,do u hav anymore idea?
Authorities:Ok,i'll put up more signs tomorrow.
The next day a sign came out saying :
"Children playing"
Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.
Authorities:Did the sign worked out?
Farmer:Not at all..my chickens still get killed everyday.
Authorities:Ok then i hav no more ideas left..
Farmer:Erm..can u let me put up my own signs?
Authorities:Sure,you may.
The next day the Authorities called the farmer and asked;
Authorities:Did your signs worked out?
Farmer:Yeah,each and everyone of it was alive.
Authorities:Wow,so what did u put on that sign?
Farmer:Well i put :"Nudist Colony,Slow down and look out for chicks"
Farmer:You've got to help me! Speeding drivers are killing my chickens!
Authorities:Ok i will put up some signs tomorrow.
The next day a sign came out saying:
"School zone,Children crossing"
Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.
Authorities:Did the sign worked?
Farmer:No,do u hav anymore idea?
Authorities:Ok,i'll put up more signs tomorrow.
The next day a sign came out saying :
"Children playing"
Then the authorities called the farmer the next day.
Authorities:Did the sign worked out?
Farmer:Not at all..my chickens still get killed everyday.
Authorities:Ok then i hav no more ideas left..
Farmer:Erm..can u let me put up my own signs?
Authorities:Sure,you may.
The next day the Authorities called the farmer and asked;
Authorities:Did your signs worked out?
Farmer:Yeah,each and everyone of it was alive.
Authorities:Wow,so what did u put on that sign?
Farmer:Well i put :"Nudist Colony,Slow down and look out for chicks"
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Re: Jokes
by ...zzz... on Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:51 pm
LOL!.. daar aarhh nice j0ke larhh =X.. but h0rhh.. nudist c0l0ny.. haha.. nvm.. (:
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